Worst Five Movies I’ve Watched- By Me

You might have watched a movie and exclaimed “Wow! What a movie!”, then think about it for a few days and mark it on your favorite movie list. When someone asks you “What movie would you recommend me?”, then you would give movies from your favorite list.

But, sometimes you might watch a movie and during watching it you could feel like jumping out from the balcony and scream “What the F##k!”. I have seen those kind of movies and I am sure you have too. I will give my “Top 5 Worst Movies Ever Seen”…..

 

5th Place: Takkari Donga

Not Quite Mosagallaku Mosagadu

 

This movie made it to the list for its sheer purposelessness. Wow “Purposelessness”, a big word, but the word spells true when it comes to this movie. This movie had no aim, it seems it was made for nothing. Visually, this movie is good, the music is good, the actress is beautiful too, then what might be the problem? The movie itself is the biggest problem. Watching the whole movie in one stretch is very difficult to say the least. It’s made  as boring as it can be, and it might achieve Guiness World Record for this achievement.

Plot: Raja (Mahesh Babu) is a small-time outlaw, whose daring antics land him the accidental job of designated bodyguard to Bhuvana (Lisa Ray). Bhuvana is being chased by an gang led by Shaka (Rahul Dey), who are after a map leading to a hidden diamond mine. Nicely shot, otherwise standard action fare – and interesting experience for anyone who’s never heard that India once had a wild wild west. More likely though that fans of Bipasha Basu and Lisa Ray will be thrilled at this film, where they more than fulfill their roles as showpieces

Analysis: This movie can bore anyone to death. 

 

4th Place:Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage

Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage

Hrithik Roshan is a very good actor and most of us would agree that, but his choice of films was totally insane until Koi Mil Gaya. Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage is an epitome of bad choice of film. There is nothing but to say about this movie, it is a love story between a boy and girl and the girls family is against it. It was a disaster no-movie.

I am a big fan of Hrithik Roshan and I could not bear watch an actor of such a calibre to act in this piece of s#it. But thank God, Hrithik is doing great films these days.

Analysis: A confused movie.

 

3rd Place: Jaani Dushman

 

Our Jaani Dushman?

I don’t know who got this brilliant idea, but it sucked really big time. The movie was a Multistarrer. When cast like Akshay Kumar, Sunny Deol, Suniel Shetty, Amrish Puri etc work in a film then what can we expect but a blockbuster? I don’t know how Akshay Kumar accepted this movie, maybe he was out of his minds, or maybe he wanted to quit Film Industry, whatever might be the reason, this movie definitely was the most ridiculous piece of crap that anyone can ever think of, act in or even see.

Sonu Nigam acted like a mental-patient-cum-aspiring-actor,  his expressions were wrong, his acting was unoriginal, and his screen presence unbearable. How on the hell did this fellow think he could act?

Plot of Jaani Dushman: Diyva and Karan Saxena are in love and plan to marry, after Karan goes to London for some business opportunity. Karan has a younger step-brother, Vivek Saxena who he looks after him as though he were his own brother. Divya and Vivek hang out with quite a few young people of their own age, Atul, Vijay, Prem,Ashok, Nita, Rashmi, Niki, and Priti, just to name a few. Two male members try to sexually molest Divya, and get a sound thrashing from Karan. After apologizing, these two members decide to avenge their beating and humiliation. After entrapping Divya, they sexually molest her to such an extent that Divya attempts to kill herself. Unknown to Divya, she was the lover of Kapil a snake with magical powers, in a previous life. Their love life was shattered by an angry sage who cursed them with separation until the 21st century. Divya, who was called Vasundhara in her previous life, dies after this curse, and is reborn as Divya. Now seeing Divya dying, Kapil swears to avenge her death by killing them one by one. Divya does die, but her spirit has survived and joins Kapil to avenge her humiliation and death, not against the two members, but against all the male members. Soon death visits the friends one by one, and no one can stop the killing. Until one fine day Karan returns from London only to find that Divya is no more alive and that his brother is wanted by Divya and Kapil in connection with Divya’s murder but Karan assure to everyone that anyone who touches his brother will not remain alive. And that he will die but keep up his promise.

Analysis: If you want to spend your evening in bad mood then this movie is for you! 

2nd Place: Palanati Brahmanaidu

Palanati Brahmanaidu

What can I say about this movie? My mind fills with regret and despair thinking of this movie. The story is just an excuse to showcase the magical tendencies that Balakrishna possesses, moving trains, furniture and much more just by chanting a small mantra.Don’t ask me how these supernatural stuff came into a movie meant to be modern realistic film. The songs add to the class of the movie. Filled with heavy dialogs and brainwashing action, this movie is a masterpiece for retarded people of all age. 

Plot

SSS Bhavani Prasad (Bala Krishna) lives in Karampudi. Sruthi, a girl who is going to get engaged to an NRI (Pruthvi), falls in love with Bhavani Prasad. When their marriage is about to happen, a lady called Siva Nageswari (Sonali Bendre) enter the premises of hall and shoots at Bhavani Prasad.

The rest of the story is all about why Siva Nageswari shoots Bhavani Prasad and the consequences that follow. This movie then turns into epic-action-romantic-thriller of sorts and rest is history.

Analysis: Words cannot describe the emotions one goes through after watching this movie. Symptoms may range from short term memory loss to permanent madness. Believe me, I want to write more about this movie, but I just cannot dare to…

 

NOW, IT’S TIME FOR THE #1 WORST MOVIE

1st Place: MAHARADHI

On 01 Feb 2007 there occurred an incident which changed the lives of many people for ever, and never again would the life of a cinegoer be the same again, this incident was the release of the movie “Maharadhi”. Audience in theatre trembled with fear, smashed their heads on the ground and fainted. All over Andhra Pradesh never was this spectacle observed before. Unfortunately, I watched this movie within a week of its release, and I came out of theatre blank headed and losing all sense of taste. Beware friends! This movie is highly injurious to health. 

The movie looks as if made by a 3rd grader, maybe 3rd grader would make a better movie if the comittment is good. Coming from the director of movies like Basha etc, this movie seemed like a worthy movie to watch, but I was proved wrong the moment the movie started. Nothing, believe me, absolutely nothing is good in this movie and I can swear it. The acting was disastrous to say the least. Balakrishna’s acting was a nightmare. Balakrishna’s character had two shades in this movie, while in the first half he is a music teacher and in second half he is an unemployed egoistic street fighter. The expressions, the look etc of these characters is dismal. We actually feel disgust watching the way Balakrishna portrayed the role of music teacher and street fighter.  In a scene where there is a transition from one character to another, Balakrishna overacts and makes this scene a mockery. nuff said…

Plot:

Balu (Balakrishna) is a singer working in the college owned by Chaudhuri (Naresh). He acts as if he is very dedicated to Chaudhuri but joins a competing college run by Jayaprada. There he works as a dance coach with another identity: Kishna. Chaudhuri’s daughter (Meera Jasmine) returns home after finishing her education. Jayaprada wants to beat Chaudhui’s college in competition. Jayaprada asks Krishna to get Meera Jasmine to learn dance in her college. Krishna, who is also Balu, plays a love game. He seduces Meera Jasmine as Krishna with his charm and as Balu he prompts Meera to love Krishna.

Things become so intense that finally Chaudhury comes to know about his daughter’s love affair. He is incensed that his daughter has fallen in love with his rival’s dance master. But Meera Jasmine is firm in her love. So the hapless father goes to meet his rival Jayaprada. 

Then surprise and a small flashback # 1: Naresh and Jayapada were husband and wife once. To protect their daughter’s interest they both confront dance master Krishna. Surprise # 2: Krishna who is also Balu has done all this purposely. The reason: flashback # 2 that forms the entire second half of the movie.

Analysis: If you ever want to torture someone then there can be no better way than showing them Maharadhi. This is the most stupidest movie with the most idiotic performances ever…

So these were my top 5 worst movies. 

Cheers