The Invention of Lying

Hello

I am an addict, not a drug addict to rouse your suspicions, I am an Internet addict. The term “Internet addict” is bad enough to qualify me for the most irresponsible person of the year award. But what to do? I have few others things to do besides sitting in front of a computer and force my fingers to press the keyboard. What do I do when I spend my time on computer? I browse through different favorite websites.

You might ask me which website I visit the most. The answer to this question is IMDB(Internet Movie Database). As I have always proclaimed, I am the no 1 movie freak in the whole world(just kidding). But, I like to read about movies, actors, reviews, trivia, goofs etc and IMDB provides me with all I need and more. Especially I like reading Biographies of Movie Artists and their Trivia. You might actually find them very very funny and interesting.

You people might be shouting at me or cursing me for writing the rubbish in above two paragraphs, but believe me every post needs an introduction. Now coming to the title of the post. Invention of Lying? You might think that the title is pathetically meaningless. But, you might change your opinion after reading the below lines.

Invention of Lying is a movie which I came across in IMDB. It’s not yet released. The story of the movie is:

“A comedy set in a world where no one has ever lied, until a writer seizes the opportunity for personal gain”

I felt that the concept of this movie is very innovative and thought provoking. The movie must be fun. We all lie and we lie again by saying that we have not lied. And this cycle of lie has repeated so many times and will repeat again, only we can change it with a truth. Don’t fear to say truth, even if the truth is that you are the biggest sucker in the whole world or a cousin of the Superman who wears underpants over trousers and roams in the night looking for retards.

Anyways

Cheers

p.s: Excuse me for showing some signs of rude language. You know, I was made like that.

Browser Blues

Never have I thought that a browser has much to do with the speed of Internet or for experiencing internet as it should be. But now I have understood that Browser is a very important tool which can optimize the speed and internet experience.

How did I come to know this? It’s a long story, but let me put it in a few words.

One day while I was browsing, my browser which was Firefox, started shutting down. Then I used Internet Explorer. Internet Explorer was pathetically slow, and I was fed up easily with it. As every crop needs water, every internet connection needs a browser. Then I  searched the net as to what is going to be my next Internet companion. I found a new browser from Google called as “Chrome”. I downloaded it with a lot of excitement. The first time I opened it I was pleasantly surprised by its simple interface of blue color. I started getting involved with Chrome for sometime, until one day I found out that Chrome’s performance is not good in few areas, and Chrome even has some flaws. So I moved forward with determination that I would get a great browser some day.

Then I came across  “Opera”. I liked the design of Opera, it was sleek with black, white and red interface. And it integrated some features of Chrome and Firefox. It was after few days did I realize that Opera is pretty slow while opening web pages, which is a major flaw with that browser. This time I was disappointed again. Alas! God! When shall thou bless me with great browser?

I realized then that my initial browser Firefox was the best one, and it was shutting down maybe because of some spyware. So I uninstalled the Firefox in my system. Then I again installed Firefox. And ran Spyware remover, it removed some spyware. And now there is no problem with Firefox again. I can clearly and confidently conclude that Firefox is the best available browser.

Firefox combines speed, simple and custom interface, reliability and performance to give the real browsing experience.